I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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