Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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