what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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