so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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