dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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