do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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