Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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