He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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