i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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