Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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