their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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