I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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