quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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