someone get that fucking seahorse.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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