Nicole vs. Life
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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