Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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