Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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