Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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