I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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