You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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