I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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