At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
