Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
