So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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