i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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