That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Michael Bay diarrhea
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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