Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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