You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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