Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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