wanna go halves on a baby?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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