What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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