my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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