Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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