i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
True strength comes from lack of pants
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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