"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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