Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
