I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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