The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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