just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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