I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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