Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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