He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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