one two three fourrrrnication!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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