i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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