And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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