I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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