Sponge bath it is.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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