I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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