Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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