I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
one two three fourrrrnication!
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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