we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
