I bet he comes in French.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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