you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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