He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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