So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i came on her dog
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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