i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Sext me about skeletons
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
