It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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