What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Someone came in the potted fern
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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