yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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