Sponge bath it is.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize
