Plan B is the new Plan A
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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